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Guild Message of the Day: Attention members…PVP event tonight against the Undead at 5:00 p.m. at the Stratholme outpost. Be there or be noob!
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Sup all.
[Guild][Herod]: Yo
/who Mograine
0 players total
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Where’s Mograine?
[Guild][Scarlet Diviner]: He’s offline now. Said he’s going out on a date w/ Whitemane.
[Guild][Scarlet Monk]: I shoulda known something was up with those two.
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Dang it…Mog said he was gonna help me farm AD rep tonight.
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: lol sux 2 be u
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Shut up Champ
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Herod…wanna kill some UD?
[Guild][Herod]: Can’t…I’ve got some new gear and I wanna test them out.
[Guild][Herod]: Check ‘em out [Ravager][Raging Berserker’s Helm] …I’m gonna try to solo 5-man groups with this stuff.
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Drat…I’m never gonna hit rank High Clerist at this rate.
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: lrn2grind
[Guild][Herod]: Any chanters online?
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: Shut up Champ I’m serious.
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: <——Enchanter
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: QQ noob
[Guild][Herod]: Got any good chants for [Ravager]?
/ignore Scarlet Champion
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: I’ve got Crusader, but I’m all out of righteous orbs.
To: [Guild][Scarlet Abbot]: I’ve just ignored Champion..I’m sick of listening to him.
[Guild][Herod]: Dang. Oh well. How about something for [Raging Berserker’s Helm]?
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: No head enchants. Dude, why you wearing mail? You’re 40…shouldn’t you have plate already?
[Guild][Herod]: I just dinged. I haven’t been to the AH yet. Besides, I’ve only got like 60 silver on me.
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: Ahh.
[Scarlet Monk] whispers: Champion says he’s sorry…he wants you to stop ignoring him.
To: [Scarlet Abbot]: kk…whatever.
[Guild][Scarlet Mage]: Wait for it…
[Guild][Scarlet Archmage]: Ding! Archmage!
[Guild][Herod]: Gratz
[Guild][Scarlet Enchanter]: Grats Arch.
[Whitemane] has come online.
[Guild][Whitemane]: Hey guys!
[Guild][Herod]: Heya White.
[Guild][Whitemane]: <3 He-Rod! Hey, gratz on 40!
[Guild][Herod]: ty
[Guild][Scarlet Diviner]: How’d the date go w/ Mog?
[Guild][Whitemane]: Huh?
[Guild][Scarlet Diviner]: We all know that you went out w/ Mog tonight. How’d it go?
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: dude…White must be wit Mog!
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: yar yar hump hump!
[Guild][Whitemane]: ./blush
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: Give us the details! Bow-chica-bow-wow!
[Guild][Scarlet Champion]: OMGLAZERGUN PEW PEW PEW PEW!
[Guild][Whitemane]: ZOMG I don’t think so. We’re just friends. We had dinner.
[Guild][Herod]: Champ…just let it alone. You’re pissing everyone off. Keep it up and I’ll /gkick you faster than you can say ‘Rivendare smells like rot’.
Changed Channel: [1.General-The Barrens]
[Echeyakee] has come online.
Echeyakee has died.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Wha?
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: lolz
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Crap…every time I log on some Tauren is spawn camping me.
[1.General][Zhevra Charger]: i hate tauren theyre always ganking me
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: tell me about it lolz
[1.General][Echeyakee]: I’m serious. Isn’t this like harassment or something?
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: QQ noob. Every time I log my main, I get hunter aggro.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: whoz yer main Prowl?
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: The Rake.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: lies
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: For real. Watch…
Savannah Prowler has gone offline.
[The Rake] has come online.
[1.General][The Rake]: See?
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: whatever
[1.General][The Rake]: Told you aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww11111
[1.General][The Rake]: dang…hunter aggro again!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: lol
The Rake has gone offline.
Echeyakee has died.
[Savannah Prowler] has come online.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Darn it again!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Every time!
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: roflcopters
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: What happened? I just relogged.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Spawn camped again!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: I swear I hate Tauren. They all look alike.
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[Deviate Adder] yells: ne1 wanna do wc pst
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: Stop spamming Adder!
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: reported
[1.General][Deviate Adder]: ne1 wanna run me threw wc plz?1111??!!
[1.General][Echeyakee]: I hate Barrens chat.
[1.General][Kolkar Marauder]: Shut up you noob and quit spamming!
[1.General][Druid of the Fang]: Adder…we’re already in the instance. Wanna join us? We could use the DPS.
[1.General][Deviate Adder]: u wanna run me threw wc marauder? plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz?
[1.General][Kolkar Marauder]: Can’t…Krom’zar is leading our guild in a raid against an outpost next to xroads.
[1.General][Savannah Prowler]: I’ve heard of Krom’zar. Nice guy but doesn’t log too often.
[1.General][Druid of the Fang]: Adder…accept the group invite we sent you.
[1.General][Deviate Adder]: woooooooot!
[1.General][Kolkar Marauder]: lol watch Adder wipe the group.
Echeyakee has died.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: DRAT! EVERY TIME I REZ!
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: caps
[1.General][Echeyakee]: that’s it…I’m gonna log my main and gank some lowbies.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: who’s your main?
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Mor’Ladam. I park him in Duskwood and grief lower level PCs.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: Its so funny…they’re sitting there questing and BAM…gank them.
[1.General][Greater Plainstrider]: nice.
[1.General][Echeyakee]: kk later
[1.General][Mankrik’s Wife]: I died and I can’t seem to find my body…can anyone help me find it?
Echeyakee has gone offline.
Changed Channel: [1.General-Stormwind]
[1.General][Lady Katrana Prestor]: Ok guys…gotta go wipe a raid. Seeya!
Lady Katrana Prestor has gone offline.
[Onyxia] has come online.
[1.General][Elling Trias]: How does she hide that fat dragon rear of hers?
[1.General][Woo Ping]: [Orb of Deception]
[1.General][Elling Trias]: Ahh.
[1.General][Hogger]: I wiped a raid of 40 level 1 gnomes last night!
[2.Trade][lil Timmy]: Check out what dropped! [Cat Carrier (White Kitten)] How much you think I can get for it?
[2.Trade][Ol’ Emma]: Pet drops are stupid.
[2.Trade][Elling Trias]: Timmy, player trash it for 60s.
[3.GuildRecruitment][Garr]: Now recruiting for <MC Raiders>. We’re an end-game guild that camps Molten Core and concentrates on wiping PCs. 2 openings left! PST if interested.
[3.GuildRecruitment][Lava Surger]: Oh heck yeah that’s me, where do I sign up?
[3.GuildRecruitment][Garr]: On the website!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: I won’t ever raid with ever again. Bunch of ninjas.
[1.General][Garr]: What are you talking about?
[1.General][Lucifron]: I don’t believe you Mar…post screenshots on the forums!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: Don’t play ignorant! You ninjaed [Aurastone Hammer] a week ago.
[1.General][Kobold Miner]: You no take candle…err, hammer!
[1.General][Garr]: What are you talking about? I won the roll fair and square!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: Puh-leeze…you should never have rolled. You’re elemental spec and will never use the stats!
[1.General][Garr]: I use it as a DPS off-hand.
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: Whatever. Who’s the GM for <MC Raiders>?
[1.General][Lucifron]: Ragnaros!
[1.General][Scarlet Commander Marjhan]: I’m gonna chat w/ him.
[1.General][Hive’Ashi Swarmer]: Hey guys…I just discovered this. There’s a rare spawn in Silithus…you can spot ‘em with a red glow. If you kill them, they drop something called Silithyst that you can turn in for an honor bonus.
[1.General][Twilight Flamereaver]: I’ve never seen one.
[1.General][Hive’Ashi Swarmer]: Scroll up. I said they’re a rare spawn, nub.
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Myrmidon]: LFG for SM GY…pst
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Conjuror]: lol gl with that.
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Myrmidon]: What do you mean?
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Conjuror]: Have you EVER been to SM GY? You’ll rarely see any PCs there. When they do, the UD gold farmers that camp there jump them. Total waste of time.
[1.General][Haunting Phantasm]: mage plz need 6 food thank you great
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Conjuror]: See?
[4.LookingForGroup][Scarlet Myrmidon]: Ahh.
[1.General]Field Repair Bot 74A: Ha! Farming is for suckers. I can make over 120g in just 10 minutes!
[Bloodlord Mandokir] has come online.
[1.General][Bloodlord Mandokir]: Woot! Looted this from ZG last night [Warblade of the Hakkari].
[1.General][Scarlet Myrmidon]: gratz
[1.General][Bloodlord Mandokir]: Yeah. I’m so glad Bliz fixed that place. I used to get these horrible evade bugs from the PCs standing on the polls.
[1.General][Hooktooth Frenzy]: Tell me about it.
[1.General][Bloodlord Mandokir]: Ding!
[1.General][Scarlet Myrmidon]: Like that’s a real accomplishment for you.
[2.Trade][Stonespine]: WTS [Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape]. I crafted it yesterday. It’s white and looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
[2.Trade][lil Timmy]: Are you sure about its color and length? I hear you only got it yesterday. What about stats?
[2.Trade][Stonespine]: -.- lrn2thottbot
[1.General][Carlin Redpath]: Hey, has anyone seen Argent Emissary lately?
[1.General][Duke Nicholas Zverenhoff]: I heard he quit WoM.
[1.General][Carlin Redpath]: For real?
[1.General][Lord Maxwell Tyrosus]: Naa…he just transferred to a newly rolled server. Said he was sick of all the lag at Light Hope’s Chapel.
[4.LookingForGroup][Rookery Whelp]: LF60M for quest [60] Leeroy Jenkins. I’ve got the [Chicken Lure] to summon him.
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Errrrr . . . what =language= are they “speaking?”
Ol’ Dad
WoW-speak. 🙂