1. You should only send money to anyone after you get their first name? True or False 2. When someone sends you an email saying you can make a few million just buy opening an account for them it is best to: a) Open the account right away and give them the information! b) Only trust them if they state there father was a general or a deposed royalty. c) Open the account but only give them the account number after they send you a money order d) all of the above 3. If the girl from Russia tells you she loves you it is best to: a) Send her a western union right away. b) Ask if she has a friend who can get her a visa easy. c) Make sure you get naked picture first. Cause girls with naked picture never lie. d) Totally believe her and make plans to pick her up at the airport before you reply to her email. 4. Which country is the best to send your Western Union too? a) Russia b) Nigeria c) Who are we kidding it is really just someone in the USA d) I don’t care! She said she loves me in the second email! 5. The pretty little blonde girl is really a guy pretending to love you to just get your money? True or False 6. The best way to make sure you never get scammed is to: a) Send them the money right away. If the do not show up contact them and make sure they are right. If not send them more money accidents happen! b) Please Im to smurt to get scammed c) Always write them off the site. Only real people have real yahoo email addresses! d) Make sure she said she loves me. People in love can’t possibly be scammers. 7. How many emails should it take for her to tell you she loves you for it to be real? a) 1 b) 2 c) Less then 3 d) More then 1 8. How will you know if she really loves you? a) Well duh she told me so in the second email! b) If she didnt love m she wouldnt ask me for money to come live with me! c) She sent me naked pictures. That shows her love for me. d) All of the above 9. If you get the identical email from three different girls all with the same picture you should? a) Answer them all right away find you which loves you first! b) Get a second job so you can afford to send money so all three can come live with you. c) Be thankful you are so study that three identical girls find you a hunk. d) All of the above. 10. When your one true love keeps sending you pictures of different looking girls saying it is her it is best to: a) Believe that each is just a different period of her life. b) Just look at the naked ones! c) Find the ones you like and ask her to wear her make up that way always d) Hey everyone looks black one day, Asian the next and White the day after that. Why question it? Correct Answers: 1) False, you have to wait for her to say she loves you by the second email to be sure. 2) B 3) Any answer here is correct. 4) D 5) False: people on the internet can not lie. 6) Any answer is correct here. But If you answered D you get a bonus point! 7) B 8) D 9) D 10) B If you scored an 8 or higher you are a winner To claim your prize please send me $5000.00 (for shipping and handling)
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